Friday, October 31, 2008

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Possibly the most exciting team this season (other than the one you really root for, like the Pistons for Joel and the Lakers for me) is the Houston Rockets. Actually fuck that, they ARE the most exciting team. Or at least the most intriguing.

With the addition of Artest the Rockets now have the making of a killer cop show. They of course have Yao, the model officer. The one everyone should strive to be (even an entire nation over a billion strong), but who isn't really comfortable in that role and is a tad fragile. Then there's Tracy, the one with the tragic back story. His expression shows the weight of too many dead bodies and unspeakable crimes. He just can't seem to shake his past either no matter how hard he tries. And now there's Ronny Artest, the new cop on the block, the one who is a little bit crazy. He's seen it all and it might've fucked him up or he just might be a little odd. He also fears giant snake eggs.

Their past failures unite them and drive them on a season long quest for redemption.

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